Stump Baby

A child that is conceived without penetration; specifically the father's semen is placed in his hand and "patted" into the mother's vagina with an open-palmed slapping motion.
Did you hear about naladude? I hear he was a stump baby and that is why his parents exchange looks of knowing sadness and pity after everything he says.
by ponus January 20, 2009
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baby stump

A baby wrapped in a blanket that looks like it doesn't have arms or legs.
Hey Dave, do you have any baby stumps?
by Matterr January 15, 2006
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