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Strawberries are the most blissful, optimistic, productive crew. THE STRAWBERRY MAFIA (TSM) is what they are called. Not anyone can become a strawberry. Only the ones you deserve it. You may give them reasons why you want to be one, but not all of them are plausible. So they may belittle you if you are not worthy. You have to be congenial and intriguing in order to be an ultimate strawberry. So if you want to become the best of the best... it's most likely they will reject you with alacrity and call you from then on a dingleberry.
Dingleberry: Hey, can I become an ultimate strawberry???
(TSM): Only if you deserve it. Do you think you are worthy of our ethics?
Dingleberry: Oh most certainly yes!!! I know I am worthy to become part of the Strawberries.
(TSM): Well guess what... Your not!!! HAHA!!! So I suggest you run or something egregious might happen to you.
Dingleberry: AHHHHH!!! Curse you TSM!!!
by Jesse the Strawberry April 11, 2008
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Strawberries are the most blissful, optimistic, productive crew ever. THE STRAWBERRY MAFIA (TSM) is what they are called. Not justanyone can become a strawberry. Only the ones that deserve it. You may give them reasons why you want to be one, but not all of them are plausible. So they may belittle you if you are not worthy. You have to be congenial and intriguing in order to be an ultimate strawberry. So if you want to become the best of the best... it's most likely they will reject you with alacrity and call you from then on a dingleberry.
Dingleberry: Hey, can I become an ultimate strawberry???
(TSM): Only if you deserve it. Do you think you are worthy of our ethics?
Dingleberry: Oh most certainly yes!!! I know I am worthy to become part of the Strawberries.
(TSM): Well guess what... Your not!!! HAHA!!! So I suggest you run or something egregious might happen to you.
Dingleberry: AHHHHH!!! Curse you TSM!!!
by JesseTheStrawberry April 11, 2008
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1)A type of red fruit.
2)A rather smashing album by the Damned.
1)Yum strawberries
2)strawberries is a good album.
by Omen April 17, 2006
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Random word that can be used in place of the word illegal. Used mainly as a placeholder when others are around mainly because it can pass as a term for jacking off or having sex.
Yo bro, I'm gonna do strawberry tonight.
by CarbonSwasher22 March 03, 2019
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