strangeling

one who is rather strange, but you can't quite put your finger on it as to why.

That kid over there is such a strangeling...

by thatonekidoverthere April 12, 2007

strangling a cat

when someone is singing very badly...
as in the sound a cat would make if you where choking it.

(in a kareoke bar)..

"Jesus Christ! Is someone strangling a cat?!"

by jjjj23467 October 9, 2008

stradeling

Your leg is one side and your other leg is one the other side or him ... so a leg on each side of him, Like riding him like a horse.

I love stradeling her, its like a whole new horse ride

by nicolemichael January 13, 2008

strangering

walking past a mirror quickly to imagine how you would look to strangers glimpsing at you

Once she forgot what she looked like, she walked past the mirror again to practice the art of strangering.

by common teenager July 9, 2012

Strangling Kojak

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops

I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls

by Drilla Killa November 4, 2004

strawggling

a genius word invented by Cat that means your IQ took a severe downfall.

Me😇:LMAO look at that stupid straw
Catt:wow it's so stupid, it's strawggling to even spell "stop"

by Brynn's best friend February 9, 2022

Self-stranging

When a person sits on their hands until their hands go numb then proceeds to masturbate. The purpose of this is so that it feels as though someone else is performing a hand-job.

After Lou broke up with his lady, we had to endure his incessant rant about how he now must resort to self-stranging.

by sKedUlinGsavAnt September 27, 2013