Masturbating
Choking the chicken Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Having a date with Pam and her fivefriends Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls
When a person sits on their hands until their hands go numb then proceeds to masturbate. The purpose of this is so that it feels as though someone else is performing a hand-job.
After Lou broke up with his lady, we had to endure his incessant rant about how he now must resort to self-stranging.