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strangling a cat

when someone is singing very badly...
as in the sound a cat would make if you where choking it.
(in a kareoke bar)..

"Jesus Christ! Is someone strangling a cat?!"
strangling a cat by jjjj23467 October 9, 2008

stradeling

Your leg is one side and your other leg is one the other side or him ... so a leg on each side of him, Like riding him like a horse.
I love stradeling her, its like a whole new horse ride
stradeling by nicolemichael January 13, 2008

strangering 

walking past a mirror quickly to imagine how you would look to strangers glimpsing at you
Once she forgot what she looked like, she walked past the mirror again to practice the art of strangering.

Strangling Kojak 

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls
Strangling Kojak by Drilla Killa November 4, 2004

strawggling 

a genius word invented by Cat that means your IQ took a severe downfall.
MeπŸ˜‡:LMAO look at that stupid straw
Catt:wow it's so stupid, it's strawggling to even spell "stop"

Self-stranging

When a person sits on their hands until their hands go numb then proceeds to masturbate. The purpose of this is so that it feels as though someone else is performing a hand-job.
After Lou broke up with his lady, we had to endure his incessant rant about how he now must resort to self-stranging.
Self-stranging by sKedUlinGsavAnt September 27, 2013