Stoners are people who inject stones into their bodies instead of vaccines because of the NaTuRaL mInErAlS
“my friend Sierra is a stoner, and thinks that smashing a baby with rocks is better than medicine”
by HumanBeing583829 May 5, 2019
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A stoner is a person who smokes weed often. These people usually tend to enjoy life more then someone who doesn't smoke. They also are usually very laid back people. Stoner's enjoy music more also.
Did you notice that stoner over there? He was as high as a freaking kite.
by chill stoner420 July 19, 2009
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anyone who smokes weed can be a stoner. a straight A student or a homeless guy. people think stoners are the scum of earth and live in sqats etc. which is harsh as weed chills you out and you have a laugh. never seen anyone be violent on weed. but when people drink its fights fights fight. Make weed legal and the world would be a better place!
stoner: take me out the oven! im baked
by hellokitty12123 July 15, 2010
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Someone who enjoys smoking a lot of bud and toking it up with friends, not to be mistaken with a pothead. A stoner gets high and enjoys it, a pothead tells everyone who they can get within earshot with.

Stoner
1.) Is honored to load the bowl or roll the joint
2.) will blaze a friend who muches no matter what
3.) Can make a bong out of anything
4.) Has code words and can act cool in a public situation
5.) has a creed that they follow

Pothead
1.) Brags about how high they get
2.) Doesnt let anyone smoke with them that dont bring bud or cash
3.) need instructions to make a bong and stupidly google it
4.) Freak out in public situations and yell out each others names
5.) Basically its a fight for your own, if you lose shut up
Stoner 1: Sure man, here load this and well start toking Mr. Noms, just bring some next time
Stoner 2: Thanks man

Pothead 1: Dude you didnt bring any weed!? no way you can smoke with me (insert name here)
Pothead 2: (next day) I got so high last night!!
by Snakeeyes:) March 8, 2010
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one who uses drugs because one is actually DEDICATED to the certain drug. usually marijuana. One level above recreational drug user. One level below drug addict.
guy 1:yo i'm a stoner
guy 2:word
by gostupid December 3, 2006
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The people who appreciate life more than the average person.

Think about how many teachers, musicians, writers, directors, actors, republicans, parents, lawyers, doctors, clerks, patients, artists, painters, etc. smoke weed every day
Asshole: He's such a stoner
Smart Guy: You're just jealous cause he sold more albums than you, it rocks to be a stoner!
by Danny Blaine August 16, 2011
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"Where'd Myles go?"
"He's outside smoking again."
"Gosh, he's such a stoner."
by Answersdaily June 28, 2014
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