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A word that can be substituted for an infinite number of offensive words, wherever the user deems appropriate.
What the stoj?
Stojjed your mum last night.
Sometimes, Tani (loser) really gives me the stojjes.
stoj by cool2hate May 6, 2003
Related Words
stoj • stojan • stoje • Stojo • Stojuan • Stoj job • stoja • Stojack • stojak • stojanovic
jem is a STOJ hed
stoj by tanika May 6, 2003
saying anything that makes no sense or is flat out retarted
Stoj by Snsjehekebeke April 9, 2019
The act of jerking someone off in anger because they are sexual repressed.
"Steve gave up masturbation for Lent and complained frequently, Rob asked if letting someone else masturbate would be against the rules and offered a Stoj job...
Stoj job by dave1969dave March 24, 2021

max stoj 

famous cmg play and also an uber victim
*max stoj sleeping at back of car* ifykyk
max stoj by trepz July 27, 2022
A way in which one takes drinks their coffee. 4 creams (or milk) and 4 sugars. Derived from the figure skater Elvis Stojko who was famous for completing a quadruple axle (4 360 degree turns in the air) in figure skating.
God damn it Darryl! I ordered a double double not a Stojko! I can't taste any coffee!
Stojko by Alabaster Noir September 20, 2010
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