stocktwits

A mental asylum for the poor.

"I took stocktwits's investment advice and now my portfolio's worth ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"
"Yeah, because you started with two, dumbass."

by WoodchuckBeaverMustelid October 3, 2021

stocktwat

Common term used to describe one who has no idea what they are talking about, yet feels the need to poison the stocktwits feed with their incredibly useless "knowledge."

Some guy told me to long VIX. What a stocktwat.

by opposablehands September 15, 2018

stöckwitz

A group of four people who are living their best life in sweatpants with alcohol

I would love to go to the party but it is a Stöckwitz evening

by Papapauli February 21, 2019