stocktwits 

A mental asylum for the poor.

"I took stocktwits's investment advice and now my portfolio's worth ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"
"Yeah, because you started with two, dumbass."

stocktwits by WoodchuckBeaverMustelid October 3, 2021

stocktwat 

Common term used to describe one who has no idea what they are talking about, yet feels the need to poison the stocktwits feed with their incredibly useless "knowledge."

Some guy told me to long VIX. What a stocktwat.

stocktwat by opposablehands September 15, 2018

stöckwitz 

A group of four people who are living their best life in sweatpants with alcohol

I would love to go to the party but it is a Stöckwitz evening

stöckwitz by Papapauli February 21, 2019