a person who is very insecure and does not have thier own opinion, and cannot do a propper handshake.
by Lil Broch March 8, 2016
Fresh out the slums of Lincoln, Massachusetts Max Stiffman is the biggest cooze-hound we know. Notorious for getting girls he meets on Snapchat to come to his house and have anal sex with him, Max Stiffman puts the P in poon-fiend. Known for wielding an exceptionally large phallus, Stiffman has measured in at 11 inches, and sources confirm - he is Green Bay packin. With a PHD in “Getting Yo Girl Wet” and Bachelor’s degree in “Making Yo Bitch Climax”, Max Stiffman has the brain and the brawn. Only thing he doesn’t have is a limit when it comes to pounding vag.
Max Stiffman is a total cooze-hound!
by MaxStiffman69 June 5, 2022