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Sticktus Rectus Syndrome 

Genetic disease in which the patient has a massive splintery segment of wood is lodged deep within the anal cavity. Symptoms may include irritability, rapid changes in mood, chronic bitch face and constipation.
After being diagnosed with sticktus rectus syndrome, Lizzy tried to get the huge stick out of her butt to no avail.

Stickeys 

Paste Tense: Stickeyed

In reference to computer keyboards, where the keys begin sticking; typically as a result of masturbatory emissions.
I need to buy a new keyboard, my current one has stickeys.

Jon went to use his Dad's computer and realized it had been stickeyed. Jon promptly washed his hands.
Stickeys by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

stickystuff 

stickystuff...most awesome graphics guy in the known universe
StickyStuff of course.. from nascar to your car
stickystuff by sticky10 June 8, 2011

stickpussy 

1. A gross euphmemism for penis.
The prisoner was overheard saying: "sucking cock ain't so bad. Just think of it as "stickpussy".
stickpussy by berserker256 May 16, 2003

stickysplash 

A girl covered in goop, as in any type of food, mud, oil etc. A messy girl.
I saw that girl get stickysplashed when he threw that pie in her face.

She told me she wanted to get stickysplashed before she entered into the mud wrestling match.
stickysplash by Brad O Ley August 16, 2006

CAPS LOCK STICKUS

When someone types in all capital letters.
"Wow, that new kid on the site has a nasty case of CAPS LOCK STICKUS."