Steven Burns

a man with a voice as seductive as Samuel L. Jackson, a personality as cunning as a cheetah, and also has the ability to command large numbers of people to partake in activities that are not always entirely legal.

now with even more steven burns

by acultclassic November 9, 2010

Steven burns it

When you really mean something and you want people to know it’s true you Steven burns it

Yeh he really pushed him off a deck, I Steven burns it

by Noojo January 23, 2021

Steve Burns

The first host of the popular kid's show Blue's Clues, known to kids as just "Steve". Contrary to many rumors, he is not dead and he is not a druggie. He left the show in 2002 to start his musical career. He currently has two albums on the market, "Songs for Dustmites" and "Deep Sea Recovery Efforts".

Kid 1: This new guy Joe is so awful! Whatever happened to Steve? Didn't he overdose on heroin or something?
Kid 2: Oh, Steve Burns? He's a musician now!
Kid 1: Oh, that's awesome!

by JohnnyLennon March 18, 2013