Sted Head

A man (or woman) who takes steroids

person 1: Have you heard? Jim takes steroids!

Person 2: Oh my god, He's turned into a sted head!

by OprahsAnalBeads February 26, 2009

Sted Head

Someone that steroids dosen't agree with

Check out that sted head!!

by ih8noobs October 2, 2011

Sted Head

Man, Woman, Hench or Beast that dabbles in Performance Enhancing Substances often described as "Steds" (Street for "Steroids") in order to look Hench, Buff, Swole or Ripped

You seen that Geezer over there mate? He's Hench, but I bet he's a "Sted Head".

Or

You stoopid F****n "Sted Head" Bouncer

Or

You seen Danny these days? He's a right "Sted Head" now but he's propper swole innit....

by Sted Head March 11, 2015

Sted Head

Usually seen outside your local boozer on a summers evening, a Sted Head is a fellow with unusually large muscle growth in the upper body.
If spotted in this most favourable of locations he will no doubt be holding a small glass containing fruit juice. His stance and grin will be wide showing confidence.
His legs will be of normal proportions .
Four or five small males will be admiring him and the whole group will be louder than any other group nearby.

Look at that fucking dickhead sted head there

by Johnny illwithit June 10, 2018

L-Sted Givin' Head Triple Ex Rated Bitches

Although she is a bitch. She is gorgeous, and amazing and shit. I love you Lyndsie Dawn Stedman <3

This bitch just said L-Sted Givin' Head Triple Ex Rated Bitches!

by Sour Patch:) September 6, 2011

Stealth stedhead

Stealth stedhead: A person who secretly uses steroids while pretending to be natural. This term applies to fitness influencers, movie stars, sports figures, and everyday people—someone you might even know personally. Often given away by large veins, mood swings, erratic behavior, and a huge, unnatural fast build.

Lee: Frank you seen that guy down the gym bruv? he's massive. He told me he's never taken anything all natural, he said.

Frank: He's not fooling anyone with a build like that, Bruv, he had more juice than Tropicana. He's deffo a Stealth stedhead you Muppet. LOL

Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 9, 2025