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Hoosier Sebastianism 

A belief in the imminent return of Bob Knight to Indiana University; soon to be followed by a National Championship.
Through this overly long Dark Night of the Basketball Soul, Heather was consoled by her Hoosier Sebastianism belief: soon Bob Knight would return; soon the Big Ten forces of evil would be vexed; soon the Red and White would triumph!
Hoosier Sebastianism by Duckbutt December 28, 2003

Sebastianism 

We screw actual God and we proclaim Sebastian Michaelis as a new one. A religion dedicated to our Lord and Saviour Sebastian.
I live in sebastianism, soo "Ahh Sebastian!! Rail me, daddy~".