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Steady Eddy

The Steady Eddy is a sex act between two men, They both get naked and position themselves in front of each other where each erect penis are only three centimeter's apart from each others. They then have to stare into each others eyes while masturbating. The loser of the Steady Eddy is the first person to either touch or ejaculate on the other persons penis.
Me and (my friend) were bored one night so we decided to try the Steady Eddy. I didn't realize how much mess it would make on my friends penis.......So we tried it again and he won :) Finger licking good!!
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stedy eddy 

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eye bleach 

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