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A person who incessantly posts stupid comments in reply to your status updates on social networking sites. This could be as a joke or as something that doesn't make any sense at all. It also could be due to the fact that the comment poster is slightly retarded.
"Did you hear about Steve last night? He bombed Susan's status about her aunt having breast cancer. Asked her if he could be the second opinion."

He's such a status bomber.
by tstyles77 February 19, 2010
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sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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A person that will write obnoxious, rude, or irritating comments on your otherwise brilliant and insightful status on Facebook.
Status: my life long search for meaning is over and I finally understand everything.

Commenter: Hey! You got rejected from that girl last night n00b !

Damn you status bomber!
by Musicassasin5 July 24, 2011
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The act of tampering with someones status as a photobomber would a photo.
*Nick's Status: I'm trying to restore a old computer, does anyone have 15 unused floppy disk?

*Austin writes: You have an unused floppy *Hehehe was just a Status Bomber*
by MR_SMART January 31, 2011
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