Charlize has a statue, let's get Vinny a statue! (from Entourage series)
by cremebrulee October 18, 2009
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When your pants are pulled up too high or are too small for you resulting in the pants not reaching the shoes.
Yo check out that dude over there. His pants don't reach his shoes.

Yea man he's got the status.
by RussianMachineGustav June 29, 2012
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Verb. To write a post on a social media site.
I was about to status so hard on facebook about awesome unicorn cat emojis until LILLY tried to challenge me to no avail. Fucking Lilly.
by Sxypanthr October 16, 2013
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To have sexual hook-up or booty-call with a other person
::A guy is talkin to a girl and his friend come up and ask::
"you got status?"
by Pro-fes-i-nal October 20, 2003
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girl that is easy to hook up with regardless of time....
ay nigga, hit up ole girl, ain't she some status?
by JimyaineTaine December 7, 2007
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The once, twice, or three times daily monolithic masterpiece that one deposits in the toilet. Often referred to as a poop; however, with much more gusto and character. Unlike a more mainstream statue, the observation and admiration is often interrupted by a repulsive and sometimes eye watering stink.

The efforts and toil put forth by the statue maker often results in great relief and accomplishment
I'll be back in awhile, I got to go make a statue.

Be cautious of co-workers who say; Hey, come check out my statue?

Be extremely cautious of fart knockers who refer to themselves as, "Michelangelo!"
by Pelley October 18, 2007
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the ranking of how well you interact and flirt with girls.
my best friend's status jumped last night after the fun he had.
by John Hartley August 26, 2007
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