Starbucks name 

An unusual fake name you provide to a worker at a restaurant, coffee shop, etc. in order to uniquely identify you among the other patrons.

Without a Starbucks name...
Barista: Can I have your name, please?
You: John
(2 minutes later) Barista: Coffee for John!
(Five guys try to grab the coffee)

With a Starbucks name...
Barista: Can I have your name, please?
You: Orlando
(2 minutes later) Barista: Here's your coffee, Orlando!

Starbucks name by TardBarglar June 8, 2009

starbucks name 

The name you give to the Starbucks worker because they never, ever get your name right. Instead of using your real name, use your Starbucks name.

Maryam: Alright, just a black coffee please.
Worker: Name?
Maryam: Mary
...............
Because people probably cant figure out Maryam, she used her Starbucks name, Mary, to make her life easier.

starbucks name by Taylor the Absolute February 4, 2009

Starbucks Name 

A made up name that you give to a Starbucks barista that is easier to spell than your real name.

You: "I'll have a non-whip foam soy chai skim latte"
Barista" "What's your name?"
You: "Bob" (your Starbucks name, when your real name is like Oleksey).

This could also work the other way, if your name is Bob and you want to confuse them with something like Ainsleigh.

Starbucks Name by evstokes June 16, 2010

Starbucks name 

the ridiculous name you give your Starbucks Coffee Attendee when placing your order

Starbucks Worker: What would you like?
You: One Grande Caramel Macchiato please
Starbucks Worker: Name?
::Thinking to yourself:: I'll give her my starbucks name
You: Yolanda Shaliza, thanks

Starbucks name by Gracie Cun February 13, 2007

Starbucks Name 

when they spell your name wrong at Starbucks, so you just accept it and go by it forever. Also to keep your identity a secret you don't use your credit card because then you might be accused of identity theft.

Starbucks barista: and your name is?

You: Hannah

(minutes later)

Starbucks barista: passion iced tea for Kiana!

(you thought they said your name when infact they said your Starbucks Name. You take the drink, and the fact that you mumble your name)

Starbucks Name by sunshineyday February 5, 2010

Starbucks Name 

A Starbucks name is the name you give someone when your real name is very common or similar to other names and is often misheard.

Why did you give the barista "Matt" as your name when your real name is "Ben"?

Everyone hears "Matt" anyways, so now it's my Starbucks name.

Starbucks Name by phrmashwrma May 6, 2024

Starbucks name 

A completely normal name that the barista spells wrong for no reason. And not just a simple mistake, a spelling that's not even CLOSE to your name.

Barista: Hi welcome to Starbucks. Name?
George: George

A few minutes later...
Barista: An espresso for George?
*Label says "Joarjj"*

Starbucks name

Starbucks name by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 2, 2025