I did not know what a STALKER is until I become one. A stalker can sit in a car nearby a persons house for hours straight. A STALKER poisons the victim's WLAN ARP table and sneaks into the person's Facebook account and takes notes about the persons friends and comments. A STALKER observes who visit the person and feel enormous jealousy towards them. The stalkers would make quite good private detectives.
Most notorious STALKERS build a shrine for their victim and plaster the victim's photographs on the wall around the shrine. They are the REAL PSYCOPATHS. More mild cases just write definitions into URBANDICTIONARY.
Most notorious STALKERS build a shrine for their victim and plaster the victim's photographs on the wall around the shrine. They are the REAL PSYCOPATHS. More mild cases just write definitions into URBANDICTIONARY.
Me: Oh, fuck. I became a stalker. I cannot help sneaking around her apartment.
Jake: Get over it, man. There's more fish in the water.
Jake: Get over it, man. There's more fish in the water.
by C*ntLinguist November 23, 2009
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An overused word/name your ex-fiancé gives you when he bumped you cowardly by webcam, refused to meet you for a 20 minutes talk to close properly your past relationship and need a socially acceptable excuse when he is confronted in front of his friends in a public place and he wants to avoid looking like a bastard.
Mike bumped me and asked me not to contact him anymore. I called him once to have a proper talk : he called me a stalker.
by QueerActivist May 28, 2010
by Cobalt's Dad November 13, 2007
Acronym meaning Scavenger, Trespasser, Adventurer, Loner, Killer, Explorer, Robber. Typically lone wolf types that infiltrate dangerous areas to smuggle out loot to sell.
Any and all STALKERS caught attempting to sneak into The Zone will be shot on sight by the military patrols.
by FunkySmellingFinger April 13, 2015
Stalker.
The word stalker is often now loosely used to refer to anyone who takes a greater romantic interest in you than you do in them. But more strictly, it should be used to an unwanted aspirant lover whose attentions have become obsessive, bordering on or beyond insane. Invariably a stalker will not think of him or herself as such. They'll use one of the following rationalisations:
1) The moral crusader. The victim has done something bad and deserves to be psychologically bullied as punishment.
Literary example: Notes on a Scandal by Zoe Heller (www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoë_Heller)
2) The secret accomplice. The victim has given out secret signals that they welcome the level of attention. However much they deny it, they want it.
Literary example: Enduring Love by Ian McEwan (www.ianmcewan.com)
3) The devoted protector. In this very common case, the stalker believes he or she is merely looking out for the victim, keeping an eye on them in their own best interests.
Literary example: Memoirs of a Stalker by Thomas W. Hodgkinson (thomaswhodgkinson.com)
The word stalker is often now loosely used to refer to anyone who takes a greater romantic interest in you than you do in them. But more strictly, it should be used to an unwanted aspirant lover whose attentions have become obsessive, bordering on or beyond insane. Invariably a stalker will not think of him or herself as such. They'll use one of the following rationalisations:
1) The moral crusader. The victim has done something bad and deserves to be psychologically bullied as punishment.
Literary example: Notes on a Scandal by Zoe Heller (www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoë_Heller)
2) The secret accomplice. The victim has given out secret signals that they welcome the level of attention. However much they deny it, they want it.
Literary example: Enduring Love by Ian McEwan (www.ianmcewan.com)
3) The devoted protector. In this very common case, the stalker believes he or she is merely looking out for the victim, keeping an eye on them in their own best interests.
Literary example: Memoirs of a Stalker by Thomas W. Hodgkinson (thomaswhodgkinson.com)
by Virbius September 16, 2015
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