A squat Thot is a female Internet personality usually on Instagram(not to be confused with insta-Thot)whose entire persona is based on being fit and in shape. She uses her ability to do squats, that form her shapely backside, which in turn gets her sponsorship, which makes her rich.
Bro: Sommer Ray is such a squat Thot, dude.
Other bro: yeah, but not as much as Jen Selter. She's a major squat Thot.
Other bro: yeah, but not as much as Jen Selter. She's a major squat Thot.
by Halal homie May 29, 2017
A woman who spends an hour in the squat rack, mostly testing while doing quarter squats and and accomplishing nothing of value
by Gains Train December 6, 2018
Thots who crouch in group pictures, to make themselves look small and cute, even though they are wearing heels.
Squat Thots also typically complain that men are too short, despite them wearing heels.
Squat Thots also typically complain that men are too short, despite them wearing heels.
"See by the bar over there? Group Photo? A whole Squad of Squat Thots. Why the fuck do they do that?"
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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