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Spot the Vegan

A game commonly played on reddit, tumblr, and other comment-based social media based on the fact that vegans will usually passionately mention their beliefs when veganism is mentioned (or more often, insulted). After the vegan comment is posted, a third party will simply comment "Found the vegan".
Person A: This is almost as fun as playing spot the vegan.

Vegan: You mean the person that actually has respect for animals and doesn't brutally slaughter them because they "taste good"?

Person B: Found the vegan.
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Spot the Vegan

When a group of people on a chat room or text posts (mostly in tumblr) decide they want to say something against vegans, usually resulting in a vegan to find the chat room / posts on the text posts defending vegans or saying something against those who use animal bi-product, revealing themselves as vegan. The round ends when one person has found a vegan and says "found the vegan!" Most of the time the game does not take long, because vegans like to defend themselves.
Example 1-
Person 1: Hey I just posted a picture of a chicken at a butcher shop! Lol lol!
Person 2: hilarious!
Vegan: oh my god! This poor animal is about to be murdered and torn apart for food! It's cruel!
Person 1: Why it's already gonna die anyway.
Vegan: IT TAKES 4,000 GALLONS OF WATER AND 60 POUNDS OF CORN TO RAISE 10 CHCICKENS FOR YOUR PRECIOUS CHICKEN NUGGETS!
Person 3: Lol found the Vegan!

Example 2-
Person 1: here's some delicious pork tenderloin!
Person 2: yum!
Person 3: Wow is that a Beurre Blanc?!
Vegan: You know that was once an animal called a pig not a PORK TENDERLOIN.
Person 2: Well, found the vegan!
Person 1: Lol spot the vegan is so easy!

Spot the Vegan

A pitiful game meat eater shitbags invented to mock people with morals.
Because they can't beat into their tiny skulls the facts presented by vegans about animal suffering, they comment 'spot the vegan' to signal their crew of carnists that there is somebody disturbing their bacon infused arteries with infallible logic.
The opposite of 'Spot the carnist'
A: My stake is cooking, so juicy, I killed my baby calf myself, it was a feisty one.
B: Found the carnist. Spot the vegan.
C: Found the vegan.
Spot the Vegan by christballs987 March 16, 2016
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