Spoon Guard

A guard to make sure you don't get your mouth deformed.

You need to use the spoooooon guuuaaaaard!

by From rathergood.com October 28, 2003

Spoon Guard

-One who has a guard on their spoon.
-In ancient form it was a cat found on a giant wooden spoon.
-Often used to keep random objects from entering one's rectum.

"Dude can you pass me that spoon guard cuase I need to stop these rainbows from crawling up my ass"

by Chubs October 24, 2003