Spook of the Night
A fart when one is sleeping that is so loud it wakes either you or your partner and at least one of you has NO idea what the hell that was and think their might be someone or something else in the house with you.
Bob: You look tiered Alan.
Alan: Yeh Mrs woke up last night and insited I check the house for burgalers.
Bob: Find any?
Alan: No I knew it was just a Spook of the Night but I wasn't going to tell her that!
Or.
Lilly and dave both wake up in the middle of the night. Dear what was that??? I'm not sure. Go find out then! *smell rises* OH DAVE! ... Wow was that noise me?
Alan: Yeh Mrs woke up last night and insited I check the house for burgalers.
Bob: Find any?
Alan: No I knew it was just a Spook of the Night but I wasn't going to tell her that!
Or.
Lilly and dave both wake up in the middle of the night. Dear what was that??? I'm not sure. Go find out then! *smell rises* OH DAVE! ... Wow was that noise me?
Spook of the Night by Anna's February 9, 2010
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