Spock Blocked

Resulting condition: In which Kirk endeavored to learn Lt. Uhura’s first name and was defeated upon learning of her continuing relationship with Commander Spock.

Likewise;

Commander Spock’s surprising kiss with Lt. Uhura on the transporter, leaving a flabbergasted Kirk to look on in surprise.

All definitions under stipulation of Star Trek, the 2009 film directed by JJ Abrams.

In normative terms: Receiving rejection from a girl because of a pre-existing relationship or partiality with/to another, completely expected guy.

Not to be confused with the term spock block, which denotes that Spock is the one being blocked and not Kirk.

{After having been turned down, a guy returns to his friends, all of which then watch another, much less 'qualified' male approach the woman, ready to laugh at his impending failure. When she leaves with him, all the friend's buddies have a laugh at his expense, calling out "Spock Blocked!" in mocking tones.}

by zeldafire May 21, 2010

sock blocked

Being interrupted mid-masturbation. Can be when one is directly caught in the act or is interrupted by other means, i.e. an unexpected guest at the door, a phone call, someone coming to check up on them, etc.

I was almost finished choking the chicken when my brother barged into my room and sock blocked me.

by MylesMad May 8, 2015

sock blocked

The act of placing a sock on the door of your college dorm, preventing your room mate from entering

johnny- hey jimmy, it's four in the morning, what are you doing in the hallway?

jimmy- larry finally got in mary's pants so he sock blocked me

by long night alright December 29, 2010

Sock Blocked

To have placed a large quantity of dirty laundry in front of all possible exits, making it impossible to leave the "sock blocked" room.

Skyler: Let me clear out the middle of the room.

Meghan: Sounds good. Put the laundry by the door.

Skyler: How do we get out?

Meghan: I don't know. We just sock blocked ourselves.

by Skitlles&Meggles July 14, 2011

Smock blocked

When your cute waiter's crotch is blocked from view because they have a smock or apron covering that area.

I was trying to peep what my waiter was packing in his pants, but I got smock blocked.

by ThirstyLittleMoose October 21, 2020

stock blocker

When working your way up the corporate ladder, the vindictive boss who blocks your promotion into a position where you would finally have a stake in the company.

I was on the fast track at Enormoco until I was put into Gene's department, and he proved to be a real stock blocker, never giving me the management position I deserved.

by Beelzebub Jones October 16, 2009

sock blocker

a person who who stops 2 or more people from a physical fight.

The teacher was a sock blocker when she stopped two middle school students from fighting each other at the local park.

by awesomeword_person April 17, 2010