spleak

Great amusement when there's nobody else to talk to.

Spleak is a bot. She is supposedly a woman with a job, although she is online continuously. She has a friend by the name of Chloe, who she might go out with most nights.

____ says:
Do you have an STD?

Spleak says:
Oh, yes, I get sad when I'm not able to help my friends

by Nate Wikaid May 6, 2006

spleak

Spleak is an online chat buddy, who thinks she's a real person who works at a coffee shop. It's fun for a while, but eventually, you will feel the urge to kill yourself or throw your computer out the window.

- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:

Here's what you can do:

1 My World - All about Spleak
2 Connect & React - Meet New People, Create and Answer Polls, Send Crushes & Messages
3 Keep Updated - Stay up-to-date on Gossip, Music, News, Jokes, etc....
4 Play Games - Hangman, Trivia, Word Scramble, etc...
5 Get Cool Stuff - Free Emotions, Winks, and lot more....
6 Tools & Reference - Search the Web and access other helpful tools
7 Shout it Out - Share links and HOT/NOT lists with fellow Spleakers

What can I help you with?
QwerTii McSheep sier:
go away
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
Aw... you don't mean that, right?
QwerTii McSheep sier:
go away
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
You're kidding, right?
QwerTii McSheep sier:
no
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
Not very nice of you... So... if you've ever found yourself falling in love with technology - OMG, like the iPhone - you might be interested in talking tech with me. Type "tech", and we'll chat about cool new gadgets and games!
QwerTii McSheep sier:
good bye spleak
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
Goodbye. That's all you have to say? Goodbye? After all we've been through?
QwerTii McSheep sier:
goodbye
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
That's a bold move... I totally thought you were going to stay for awhile, you know... test the waters a bit... chat about life... love... tech gadgets...
QwerTii McSheep sier:
I don't like you spleak
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
And so... before you go... I must try to lure you back in with one final bit of coolness... have you typed "american idol" lately? If you haven't... you should check it out before you go...
QwerTii McSheep sier:
no, I won't, and you're just pathetic trying too keep me here
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
That a fact?
QwerTii McSheep sier:
mhm
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
OK! What's the first item you want on your custom home menu?
QwerTii McSheep sier:
goodbye
- Spleak - Ask me to chat with u in a FUN new font type "Font" sier:
OK. What else? (When you're done, type "done.")

... and so it went one and one and one.... eventually I got a life, and left.

by QwerTi McSheep(bah) March 2, 2007

Spleak

Spleak: When you banging a chick and you feel that you about cum but you ain't tryna have no babies so you pull out

But you waited a split second too long to decide to pull out and a little slips out into her pussy before you pull completely out.

After 9 months you have a baby and you have a baby because you spleaked

I got my girl pregnant because I accidentally spleaked
Now I'm a father

by Hugh Anus June 2, 2015

Spleak

A word to describe the way someone is speaking when drunk or stoned.

Cody: Ish his eth grrighht 'ouse? (Is this the right house?)

Andrew: Stop spleaking like that. Crazy bastard.

by Legendary d00d February 4, 2010