Spitting and shitting

When you spit on his weenie while wearing a bikini. Then you shit in his mouth and he swallows because he is not a bitch.

Spitting and shitting is fun
Chum is fum too

Spitting and shitting by Tam tam buttlicker October 24, 2019

pissing and shitting and cumming 

the words spoken by Gilbert gottfried

Gilbert: im pissing and shitting and cumming

pissing and shitting and cumming by NCR Veteran Ranger#5406 August 19, 2020

Fucking and shitting 

Refers to a particularly volatile or chaotic situation. Usually prefaced by adjectives such as massive, major, and serious. It can also refer to the destruction caused by a bad storm.

If John wins this election for chairmen, there will be some serious fucking and shitting in the company.

Fucking and shitting by Cecil Wood June 25, 2018

shitting and walking 

not caring about whatever happens to a certain event.

Person1: what are you gonna do about that whole thing with jenna?

Person2: Man Im shitting and walking about it

shitting and walking by nonyo buzness February 18, 2008

Fucking and shitting 

Two things you shouldn't do at the same time.

He was fucking and shitting at the same time. What a sick bastard! The girl he was fucking got an infection!

Fucking and shitting by Bobby222 May 26, 2009

you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself 

An expression, commonly used in a negative way in order to tell someone to go fuck off. It can also be used in a "you know what?" kind of manor, as an exclamation or frustration. It has the added benefit of insulting how the recipient spends his free time, and is synonymous with "you just sit on your ass all day"

Bill: "Hey, you wanna hang out today?"

Jon: "Nah I'd rather just stay home and watch a movie."

Bill: "Fine then, you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself all day."

Fred: "Hey, we're gonna play some basketball, wanna come?"

Joe: "I just had a really bad break up, I'd rather be alone."

Fred: "Well you can just sit at home, pissing and shitting yourself while we have fun ya douche."

you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself by jcer1 July 20, 2013

Shitting And Pissing 

The act of pissing and shitting simultaneously.

Will: Damn nigger, I just went to the bathroom and commenced the act of shitting and pissing
Steve: Fuck that epic, wanna metal dan

Shitting And Pissing by pissingandshitting69 January 28, 2020