A way of giving your thanks, gratitude, and affection when someone does something that worth making you say thanks for. It can be used at any given time, place, situation, and setting. It could also mean to spank someone, whether they've been bad, or naughty bad.... mmmmmm. It could also be used in a gangsta form, sphanksta. It's for douche bags who's too sphanksta to say gangsta.
Hey Daisy, sphanks for the blowjob the other day, I really needed that.
Wahhh i dont wanna get sphanked, it hurts like a mo' fucker'
Ohh yea baby sphank me harder harder, YES.
Jim: Yo ma nigga Joey, whachu be doin' up this late at night?
Corey: Why is he talking like that?
Joey: I don't know, I think he thinks he too spanksta, when he's just a rich white-boy douche bag that lives in Brooklyn.
Wahhh i dont wanna get sphanked, it hurts like a mo' fucker'
Ohh yea baby sphank me harder harder, YES.
Jim: Yo ma nigga Joey, whachu be doin' up this late at night?
Corey: Why is he talking like that?
Joey: I don't know, I think he thinks he too spanksta, when he's just a rich white-boy douche bag that lives in Brooklyn.
by Geramikhail August 2, 2011
Get the Sphank mug.Shank's Law is internet shorthand for a common response to the logical fallacy of "Argument from authority". It states: " The imaginative powers of the human mind have yet to rise to the challenge of concocting a conspiracy theory so batshit insane that one cannot find at least one Ph.D holding scientist to support it."
Proponents of conspiracy theories often attempt to lend their swivel-eyed nonsense credibility by citing the "findings" of one or more Ph.D professors. However, they fail to appreciate that the fact that a person holds a Ph.D doesn't necessarily mean they aren't crazy.
Proponents of conspiracy theories often attempt to lend their swivel-eyed nonsense credibility by citing the "findings" of one or more Ph.D professors. However, they fail to appreciate that the fact that a person holds a Ph.D doesn't necessarily mean they aren't crazy.
"Weasel semen is a proven cure for AIDS, especially when gargled."
"Bullshit!"
"You think so? Well here's a study by Professor Hodor of Bumblefuck University that proves it!"
"Shank's Law, bro. Shank's law."
"Bullshit!"
"You think so? Well here's a study by Professor Hodor of Bumblefuck University that proves it!"
"Shank's Law, bro. Shank's law."
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1. One of the many derivatives of owned.
2. Can be used literally as well. As in to shank someone with extreme prejudice.
1. One of the many derivatives of owned.
2. Can be used literally as well. As in to shank someone with extreme prejudice.
by Kageh February 8, 2005
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Tetra-shank - to stab, or "shank", someone with four combined objects
Tetra-shank - to stab, or "shank", someone with four combined objects
Roy: *tetra-shank*
Ben: you just tetra-shanked me with 4 brightly colored pencils - AAAAAAAHHHHHHHhhh....
Ben: you just tetra-shanked me with 4 brightly colored pencils - AAAAAAAHHHHHHHhhh....
by Andy the Mexican Candy February 20, 2009
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Man 1 pulls out a knife and demands Man 2's wallet. Man 2 reaches into his lunchbox and pulls out a frozen poop shank and demands Man 1's wallet, and receives it.
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