Sperm of the moment

Describing an act of sexual intercourse that was unplanned, completely spontaneous, and performed without any foresight whatsoever.

Bob: Dude I met this girl from Kentucky last night, asked what her name was, didn't get an answer, brought her back to my lair, and then banged her guts out.

Dave: Sounds like that was totally sperm of the moment.

Bob: Yeah, it sure was.

Sperm of the moment by busdriverboris3 June 18, 2009

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sperm of the moment

The act of messing around/flirting with a girl (or guy) simply because your bored or no one else worth messing with is around. The act occurs spur of the moment.

-Ey man, why was you messin' with her all yesterday?
-I dunno, sperm of the moment.
-Ohhh, I gotcha.

sperm of the moment by C-Hud August 23, 2005

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sperm of the moment

unplanned spontaneous sex

It was sperm of the moment so I forgot to put on a condom.

sperm of the moment by Kenric October 18, 2006

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Collective 600 pound gorilla

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.

The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.

Collective 600 pound gorilla by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Word of the Day on June 12, 2026

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Team of Destiny

noun

A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.

example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."

Team of Destiny by BIGDADY February 8, 2024

Word of the Day on June 11, 2026

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House Mouse

A man or women, unmarried, and living like a house wife or house husband. A house mouse is very pampered and well cared for, in exchange for this the mouse takes care of the house and anything elts to keep master happy.

What do you do for work?
I dont work, I'm someone's house mouse.

House Mouse by Pampered Bitch July 12, 2018

Word of the Day on June 10, 2026

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Sleepy juice

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.

I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.

Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024

Word of the Day on June 9, 2026

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