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To lie, trick or decieve.
"Theres no way that can be true, dont speev me!"

"There goes Bill speeving again."

"This guy sold me a used car, it turned out to be a lemon, he really speeved me."
Speev by Greg Eckman October 29, 2005
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is a person, place, or thing that makes you think "what the F@#K are you doing!?". Also can be used to describe an individual as idiotic, or annoying.
Friend 1: Dude! Did you hear what john did to the slide?
Friend 2: No? Why what did he do?

Friend 1: He pissed and squeezed out a huge dukey on it!
Friend 2: What!? What a speev..

Friend 1: Yeah i know..
Speev by dontbeaspeev January 2, 2010
Related Words
Speev speeve speeved Speevers speevich speeving skeevy sleeve skeeve skeever
A popular synonym for ‘The Galactic Senate of the Republic’, located on the capital city of Coruscant.
“The senate will decide your fate.”
“{Sheev is} the senate!”
“Not yet.”
“It’s treason, then.”
Sheev by jshawls January 24, 2018

Pre-sleeve 

The act of putting a condom on before you go out to a party so you are well prepared for anything.
Last night at the party, this girl was dancing on me and she pulled up her skirt. Good thing I was pre-sleeved because I slipped right in.
Pre-sleeve by PresleeveMaster March 12, 2011

UwU Speech 

UwU speech, also known as verbal diabetes, is the complete saturation of language with sweet and cute words, and or the replacement/repetition of letters within words with other letters to accentuate the childish and sweet tone, often the letter "w" being ruthlessly abused. Emoticons/Emoji usage may vary but if used generally serve to exaggerate the coma inducing sweetness.
Examples of UwU speech
1. "Hewwo Daniel, w-would you liek sum snuzzles? :3 <3 uwu"
2. ">~< thancc you honey cookie. (insert anime emoji with hearts) i twied me best <<3. "
UwU Speech by realhotdogmen October 6, 2019

Sleevefish 

A hottie that is super funny and kind that simply hates sleeveless clothing for no special reason.
That bitch gave me shit about my sleeveless wife beater... She must be a sleevefish
Sleevefish by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

tattoo sleeve 

Contrary to what the other definitions say, a tattoo sleeve is a literal transparent elastic sleeve with a tribal pattern that goes around your arm and looks like a tattoo. Typically worn for disguise, to look cool, or as a joke.
Why would I get painful permanent tattoos when I could just buy a nifty pair of tattoo sleeves?
tattoo sleeve by thisplacesucksass February 14, 2015
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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