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Speev

To lie, trick or decieve.
"Theres no way that can be true, dont speev me!"

"There goes Bill speeving again."

"This guy sold me a used car, it turned out to be a lemon, he really speeved me."
by Greg Eckman October 29, 2005
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Speev

is a person, place, or thing that makes you think "what the F@#K are you doing!?". Also can be used to describe an individual as idiotic, or annoying.
Friend 1: Dude! Did you hear what john did to the slide?
Friend 2: No? Why what did he do?

Friend 1: He pissed and squeezed out a huge dukey on it!
Friend 2: What!? What a speev..

Friend 1: Yeah i know..
by dontbeaspeev January 2, 2010
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Sheev

A popular synonym for ‘The Galactic Senate of the Republic’, located on the capital city of Coruscant.
The senate will decide your fate.”
“{Sheev is} the senate!”
Not yet.”
“It’s treason, then.”
by jshawls January 24, 2018
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Pre-sleeve

The act of putting a condom on before you go out to a party so you are well prepared for anything.
Last night at the party, this girl was dancing on me and she pulled up her skirt. Good thing I was pre-sleeved because I slipped right in.
by PresleeveMaster March 12, 2011
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UwU Speech

UwU speech, also known as verbal diabetes, is the complete saturation of language with sweet and cute words, and or the replacement/repetition of letters within words with other letters to accentuate the childish and sweet tone, often the letter "w" being ruthlessly abused. Emoticons/Emoji usage may vary but if used generally serve to exaggerate the coma inducing sweetness.
Examples of UwU speech
1. "Hewwo Daniel, w-would you liek sum snuzzles? :3 <3 uwu"
2. ">~< thancc you honey cookie. (insert anime emoji with hearts) i twied me best <<3. "
by realhotdogmen October 6, 2019
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Sleevefish

A hottie that is super funny and kind that simply hates sleeveless clothing for no special reason.
That bitch gave me shit about my sleeveless wife beater... She must be a sleevefish
by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018
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tattoo sleeve

Contrary to what the other definitions say, a tattoo sleeve is a literal transparent elastic sleeve with a tribal pattern that goes around your arm and looks like a tattoo. Typically worn for disguise, to look cool, or as a joke.
Why would I get painful permanent tattoos when I could just buy a nifty pair of tattoo sleeves?
by thisplacesucksass February 14, 2015
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