Spaz Dick

When the penis begins to shake and pee blood
Friend 1: “Dude you won’t believe what happened last night in bed.”

Friend 2:” what happened bro?”

Friend 1: “My penis was shaking and jiggling and it bled everywhere. It took a while to lick it all up.”

Friend 2: “Now that’s what I call Spaz dick, heh.”
by Yeaandlaws1200 April 20, 2024
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