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It means to smoke weed, to spark-er up a joint
It's sparker time

Let's sparker

I will sparker when I go home
sparker by TheGreenGuy July 9, 2007
A person who frequently watches the film 'Ruby Sparks'.
"They say Joey Pants is a real sparker, he's been watching Paul Dano having fake girlfriends since Nam."
Sparker by The Bramsky October 29, 2012
"Damn yo, I have you seen my sparker, so I can lite this."
sparker by Phil May 13, 2005

Sparker Gresham

A verb that refers to the lighting of a marijuana cigarette. Specifically a blunt.
Yo sparker gresham that chaloops islaub and pass it to the left.
Sparker Gresham by Bogey-facer November 24, 2010

Sparker's Choice

The decision you have to make when you have one good punch, but there are two available targets
I heard Bones ran into some trouble with a couple of fellas down the boozer last night. Ended up taking the bigger one out on a sparker's choice

Sporkerize 

To modify a common object to make it multipurpose.
I have to sporkerize this app so it also provides weather data also .
Sporkerize by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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