A retard who lives with Nogtard and dances to gay pop songs while Monk and Mick deliver Sargent's apple pies to Nogtard.
Oh no, we can't deliver Nogtard's pies.

Why not?

There's a spack dancer having a fit in the living room.
by flappy dickwad July 25, 2009
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Spacking one Wagon implies that you used an over the top amount of force where usually less than 5% of the force you used would have done the job just as well. Thus Spacking the Wagon of your target.
"LollArz! Did j00 s33 me bring teh Spack Wagon down on his Behindage?"
by The Lawn October 30, 2007
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A thing you get called by stunningly superior people when you do or say something amazingly stupid.
1. You bleedin spack head, you just spilt my beer.
2. An oxymoron is not a dumb ox you stupid spack head.
3. IT'S NOT IN THE DRAWER. Well, what's this then you spack head.
by Collers February 5, 2008
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The loud, cracking noise made when you foon a spork and spork a foon in rapid succession.
I stockpile sporks just to make them spack.
by CT December 1, 2003
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Jack the spack is a very sexy and hot llama and will always obey command but never brushes his teeth but he does have a lot of hair if I ever give this llama skittles he will think they are drugs p.s he's a man
by Jack the spack April 25, 2017
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As of now, this Spack is currently the head and manager and leader and supervisor and advisor and employer of all Spacks!

As you would expect from a Spack, he likes spanking, his room is very messy, he likes PS4 and spiderman. He is very bad at GTA and Warzone. He is also into Spack music. He also has a habbit of punching walls when things don't go his way
by Jack Spank9049 April 11, 2022
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1) Momentary outbusrt of stupidity

2)A synonym of Spacker

3)A physical fit eg Panic attack, Shaking
1) Is the black market legal? SPACK ATTACK

2)You love the cock you stupid spack attack

3)she seemes fine until her shaking, was a proper spack attack

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by loz January 5, 2004
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