South Dakota Snowblower

When one man snorts a line of cocaine or other narcotic off of the erect penis of another man, and both claim neither are gay.

A couple guys got caught giving each other the South Dakota Snowblower, but it’s cool because they said they’re not gay.

by Stitch_79 September 22, 2021

The South Dakota Shuck

The South Dakota Shuck is a technique for masturbating horses or well hung men where you give the penis a gentle indian burn while moving your hands up and down the shaft. this was revolutionized by Anderson in the year 2000.

We weren't sure he would get the salty horse cum but then Anderson used the south dakota shuck and got a faceful of horsey love.

by gene_horse_lover September 29, 2007

South Dakota Sausage

When some male or female uses sausage or hotdogs as a sex toy and shoves it up the rectum or vagina and then eats it afterwards.

Sandy: Oh god that feels so good

Barbara: Let me eat it!

Sandy: Yeah i think we should stop..south dakota sausage is just gross, Barbara.

by michael92394 April 16, 2011

South Dakota Soggy Taco

While having vaginal sex the female urinates on the male's penis during insertion. This is usually done without the man knowing.

Not something to be taken lightly.

Jake smelled his hand and realized his new friend just gave him a south dakota soggy taco.

by pistol pete & the whiskey boys May 11, 2009

South Dakota Slammer

When you have to poop really bad but your having sex with your girlfriend, so while she’s giving you a blow job, you proceed to slam your ass on her face and let it all go.

Ugh! Did you hear about Danny? He totally gave that girl a South Dakota Slammer last night!

by jdpaulo February 8, 2018

South Dakota Stack-job

"When six dudes are banging one chick, but only one dick is in the chick. Resembling a naked conga line with the chick in the lead."

-The South Dakota Stack-job originates from the isolated farming communities found in the upper Mid-West. It was discovered when a group of Grateful Dead fans (aka "Dead Heads") got lost while following the famous band on tour. Almost out of gas, hopes, and weed the group decided to stop at the South Fork Lounge. What they saw changed their lives forever. One cried, one laughed, and the other simply joined in.

Marybelle - "Ey Billy! Dem boys 'an I 'ist 'eadin oar dat daire bern fer a six'er. Ya in?"

Billy - "Er boi! A South Dakota Stack-job! I ain't done et berfer! I'm 'ern meh whey!"

by myfavsexpositioniscryingalone April 14, 2015

South Dakota State University

The biggest University in South Dakota. Also, has the best parties in the entire state. All other South Dakota colleges are jealous at the greatness of this school.

South Dakota State University is the greatest place ever.

by ATETANKA March 22, 2010