Some bunk-ass worthlessness plopped to the south of that other worthless state.
The creatures that populate these redneck-ravaged badlands spend most of their time performing activities such as: Violation of animal rights (beastiality); Re-enacting the Johnny Appleseed legend using Milwaukee's Best, children, and guns; Playing Jeff Foxworthy records at the same time as Dierks Bentley, on loop; DVR'ing every NASCAR race to be watched while not beating on another family member or skinning a helpless animal; Cow-tipping in the often ill-maligned weather; Football.
The government is planning to give America a large fiscal break by destroying this part of the country and leaving its denizens for dead.
The creatures that populate these redneck-ravaged badlands spend most of their time performing activities such as: Violation of animal rights (beastiality); Re-enacting the Johnny Appleseed legend using Milwaukee's Best, children, and guns; Playing Jeff Foxworthy records at the same time as Dierks Bentley, on loop; DVR'ing every NASCAR race to be watched while not beating on another family member or skinning a helpless animal; Cow-tipping in the often ill-maligned weather; Football.
The government is planning to give America a large fiscal break by destroying this part of the country and leaving its denizens for dead.
Motumbo: "Wow, being persecuted in Central Africa while watching my friends die on a daily basis is sure better than living in South Dakota."
by His Holiness Jesus our Lord February 25, 2011
It's NOT just a bunch of open fields and Mount Rushmore. There are several cities in the state, it's very mountainous in the West. South Dakota is probably tied with North Dakota for which state best fits the definition of "Great plains state". There are also lots of Indian reservations here too, about 1/3 of the state. Unlike Oklahoma, these tribes weren't forcefully moved here, they are the original people of the Dakotas. But best of all, in South Dakota, you can get a full drivers license at the very young age of 14. So if you're a 14 or 15 year old from New York who likes making fun of South Dakota, you really should be jealous of it.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 18, 2021
the flat place between the mountains yes population of 70 pretty much missile silos fuck ya farm a lot of corn and soy beans duhh by the way the population is actualy somethin like 900,000 (mostly in Souix Falls) and if you are a stupid driver? middle finger party! known status in the world? welll...
Taliban member: where should we blow up next?
other Taliban member: how about South Dakota?
Tbm: whats a South Dakota? we need real places here guys!
oTbm:no realy it missile silos and shit like that!
Tbm:ok enough with your crazy talk there is no such thing as a "South Dakota"!!!
other Taliban member: how about South Dakota?
Tbm: whats a South Dakota? we need real places here guys!
oTbm:no realy it missile silos and shit like that!
Tbm:ok enough with your crazy talk there is no such thing as a "South Dakota"!!!
by southdakota February 22, 2011
I've lived in South Dakota for 15 year, and it is just the most corrupted place i've ever witnessed. First of all the government is full of idiots. They keep complaining about how their state has the worst test scores while they continue to pay garbage men more money then the educators. Does that make any sense? NO! Second of all, why in the hell would they let 14 year olds drive. I myself was a 14 year old driver and i thought it was stupid. I mean are you trying to kill people. "Farmers want their kids to drive tractors, and help out on the farm". Seriously are they that idiotic? Make a tractor license or farm license SOMETHING! No wonder why they have the worst driving records. I am a 15 year old girl and I am fed up with this bull crap. South Dakota doesn't even deserve to be called a state. This place is corrupted and i'll be damned if I grow up and let my children live in this piece of crap. It's a poor excuse for a state, and i wish it didn't exist.
South Dakota does suck.
by South Dakota Sucks July 22, 2015
South Dakota is really not a bad place to live. Friendly folks with down to earth ethics that enjoy good conversation, outdoor sports like hunting and fishing and that know how to drive in all types of weather. However, a female in SD is generally heavier compared to women in most other parts of the country. Actually at least 50 pounds heavier. This is the norm because there is generally no good basis for comparison. A shapely, thin woman is an exception, thus women feel much less of a need to maintain let alone compete regarding weight, including those at an early age. Most over 30…. forget it, leaving men with little choice. Women in this condition consider themselves to be average. If you plan to move here, hopefully you’ll already have a ‘significant other’. If you’re single and over 30, your selection is extremely limited unless you like chubby chicks, which I personally am not attracted to on a physical level. In fact, since moving here, I have considered becoming a monk.
If I were the governor of South Dakota, I’d offer an incentive to women that have maintained themselves to move here. Unfortunately those that fit this description are already attached. Tax breaks, reduced rent, improved shopping, etc. would be a good start. Those that also possess a good personality would have their special benefits increased. The professionals SD wishes to draw here would follow. Unfortunately at this time, South Dakota Hot really isn’t even warm.
by Stout Man March 15, 2013
When one man snorts a line of cocaine or other narcotic off of the erect penis of another man, and both claim neither are gay.
A couple guys got caught giving each other the South Dakota Snowblower, but it’s cool because they said they’re not gay.
by Stitch_79 September 22, 2021
Dave is from Watertown, South Dakota, and when he goes to the Prop with his friends he likes to get a South Dakota Martini.
by LukeFourShore December 17, 2017