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Refers to failing, generally used to avoid swearing and to replace the F word. Can also be used as 'Sorbied it' if the intended task or point fails miserably. Can also refer to being drunk beyond all belief 'totally Sorbied' 'I was Sorbied off my ass'
You should have seen Scott the other night man, he was totally Sorbied

John sorbied his chemistry test after staying up all night

I heard your brother crashed his car last night? -Yeah it's Sorbied beyond recognition man
Sorbie by Spastic Rodeo July 28, 2009
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Sobriety Dysphoria 

so·bri·e·ty dys·pho·ri·a

/səˈbrīədē disˈfôrēə/

A state of unease or generalized dissatisfaction with being sober
I'ma call the plug. My Sobriety Dysphoria is really acting up today.
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Sorbie • Sobriety • sortie • sobies • sorbet • sobie • soobies • sorrier • Sobieski • sobriecy

Sobriety 

What you suffer from lack of alcohol. Symptoms are such things as remembering where you live, walking straight, being able to have a conversation without breaking down into fits of laughter, etc...
Dude, i haven't had a drink in three hours... i'm starting to get symptoms of sobriety
Sobriety by Neo-Generation November 6, 2003

sorbet shag 

That short-term, meaningless relationship you have directly after a long-term relationship has ended - intended, like a sorbet, to get the taste of the last meal out of your mouth before moving on to the next course.
First dude "You've jumped into a new relationship pretty quickly - are you sure you're not on the rebound?"
Second dude "Oh, it's not a REAL relationship - she's just a sorbet shag."
sorbet shag by dom Kaos April 24, 2008
In World of Warcraft when you completely ignore all mechanics and just keep nuking the boss, regardless of how much shit you put the healers through.
no wonder he's so high up the meters, he was sorbing it
sorbing by dirtyrottenpistol October 25, 2011

Sobriety Test Fear-Fail 

The surreal anticipatory period of uncertainty and apprehension during which the real-time performance of a road-side sobriety test hangs in the balance between spectacular, unbelievable success and crushing, hopeless defeat.
Just look at her; she's tryin' her BEST to walk heel-to-toe, watch-the-movin' cop finger, cartwheel, back-flip and hand-stand. Right now she's in Sobriety Test Fear-Fail...better call in the lawyers anyway...
Sobriety Test Fear-Fail by YAWA March 16, 2019
An individual aircraft’s combat mission
The ground forces called for aircraft so we sent 5 sorties out
Sortie by A yank July 14, 2021
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