sopper

A slack vagina squelching from penal arousal.

'Pazza's sopper was so moist I thought it was talking to me'

by The Slack Beard January 17, 2008

load sopper

a rag, towel, sock, t-shirt, or whatever your choice, used to clean up a load after having sex or jerking off

hey Sally, we need to get a new load sopper, this one is hard and crusty now

Hey DJ, can you hand me the load sopper so i can wipe off the mess you made on my back

by flesh colored radio June 3, 2007

Porridge sopper

A “porridge sopper” is someone who is less then the average human being in all ways, and struggles to do the most basic of tasks such as dressing themselves.

Did you see John struggling to tie his shoes up, such a porridge sopper

by Curly burger May 28, 2023

Milky Soppers

The shape of a woman’s breasts, post breast feeding a large family I.e. Thin, long, and pointing due south.

I need breast augmentation, Gary. Those kids have left me with a right old pair of Milky Soppers.

by Doobla Vey August 27, 2021