snew

what's new, as in what's up or even hows it going?

Person A: Snew?
Person B: Nothing much, snew with you?

by the master of penis puppetry May 21, 2003

snew

A joke used to trick a greeting out of someone.

Person 1: Hey i saw some snew yesterday!!!

Person 2: What's snew?

Person 1: Not much!

by Iamabadpunguy February 11, 2010

snew

Functioning as a verb and purportedly the past tense of "snow," the term was popularized by ufck.org poster jay. in February of 2006. Linguists speculate that the misuse might mirror the evolution of "irregardless" and imbed itself into popular lexicon.

winter hasn't been bad so far actually. it snew a couple times, but it hasn't been super super cold really at all. well there was one snap where it was but that's it.

by ufck.org February 16, 2006

snews

When my dad sits on the couch to watch the news, but what he really wants is a nap.

Dad: I think I'm going to turn on the television and take a snews.

by backtango May 10, 2020

snews

Uneventful daily happenings. Boring enough to sleep through, or snooze.

Q: Hey what's up?

A: Same old snews.

by J-ME SAN December 24, 2007

snew

Functioning as a noun and purportedly the past tense of "snow," the term was popularized by ufck.org poster jay. in February of 2006. Linguists speculate that the misuse might mirror the evolution of "irregardless" and imbed itself into popular lexicon.

Thankfully, it's not supposed to snow today because it sure snew a lot yesterday.

by ufck.org February 16, 2006

snew

past tense for the verb snow; to throw a shoe or have a shoe thrown at you

Man,it snew like 2' last night! Bitch, no you didn't just sit up here and snew me in the head with those stilletoes!

by Brandice February 26, 2003