A Sneaky
Ninja is the act of defecating on an unaware preferably sleeping being. Anywhere on the abdomen, genitals, or face are perfect spots to secrete your waste on the unsuspecting victim. Sneaky
Ninja’s are usually used as a form of revenge, although some find it rather arousing. It is best to perform a Sneaky
Ninja after a hot Mexican meal, or a large dinner.
Thanksgiving can be the ideal day to perform a Sneaky
Ninja; most people consume quite a large portion of food on this day, resulting in extra fecal production. Turkey also has an astounding effect to make people extra tired and fall into a deeper sleep. Both of these aspects together results in a rather satisfying Sneaky
Ninja.
Some have been known to perform a Sneaky
Ninja on homeless people when they can not find a public restroom fast enough. This is what we call a “Dire Sneaky
Ninja” because the producer is in dire need for the relief of bowel movements. So much so that they needed to lay waste on the unsuspecting homeless.
All in all most find shittin’ on a bitch, whether for pleasure or
pain, is truly a satisfying experience.
"Yeah I woke up with shit on my chest today. Turns out Jennifer Sneaky Ninjaed me for losing her CD!"
"After losing that card game and not paying up we Sneaky
Ninja'd that bastard!"
"Damn! I gotta wash these sheets, that was potent Sneaky
Ninja!"
"Shit! There are no bath rooms around! Oh thank
god there is a hobo for me to Sneaky Ninja on."
"Yeah I was just sleepin' on the street and some little punk took a dump on my face! I heard it's called a Dire Sneaky Ninja"
"Hey isn't that Mike!? Let's Sneaky Ninja him for stealing
Melissa from me!"
