Smoky Hotel Share definition Flag When you're having sex, you smoke a cigar and blow the smoke up into the chick's vag. Me: "I gave your mom the smoky hotel last night."Friend: "Yeah, well fuck you." Smoky Hotel by Gonggong Cheechu August 14, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Smoky Hotel mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch