Smileyitis

A condition that sadly exists in only a small percentage of the population and of that small percentage the majority are women.

The condition results in the individual having a dazzling smile that is present for the majority of the time.

In extreme cases the smileyitis becomes contagious and is naturally transferred to anyone the individual may come into contact with.

Tell me about your new friend Valerie?

She's awesome, smart, funny, easy to talk to, but the thing I like about her the most is that she has a contagious case of 'Smileyitis'.

by The Candian Brit November 3, 2011

Mileyitis

When someone listens obsessively to the new 'rock' diva Miley Cyrus, they catch Mileyitis. Mileyitis is a love of crappy music and leads you into a blackhole of standing up for little miss Cyrus and her music. It often ends in death (of your social life) and/or bad fashion sense.

Girl 1: Omigod! Miley is playing -insert stage name here- next year! I'd give my life to go!

Girl 2: Woah, severe case of Mileyitis!

by L u c y L a v a .xO. March 13, 2009

smileytiquette

The art of using emoji properly in high society.

- Man, should I end my flirty text with the winky emoji ?
- Mmm, a bit too creepy at this point. Maybe go for the bashful emoji. That's basic smileytiquette.

- Dude, my friend 's cat just died, is one sad face enough ?
- Use one to three to show support. More than four's just bad smileytiquette.

by dustghost May 22, 2017