Not To Smash Your Chicken

When someone has to be corrected, but you want to do it in a sort of polite way.

Note: can also be said as "sorry to smash your chicken"

Person 1: Dude I bought these shoes and they're super cool!

Person 2: Not to smash your chicken, but those shoes are kind of ugly

Person 1 (playing beer pong): I just made a sweet shot!
Person 2: sorry to smash your chicken but your wrist was over the table so it doesn't count.

by Kushmasta December 3, 2018

finnin to smash

looking to get it on (sex it up)

Kylee was bein' all cute with Hayden. She must be finnin to smash.

by halla at the dalla October 2, 2017

Outback to smash

When you have a spill on QEW and one of the drag queen supervisors ask to take you out back yo smash. You reply with - completely understandable sir.

Cumdump number 1 thinks he a thought guy and watches the spiller leave his office that smells like shit( Kyle's breath after eating his dad's ass).
Sorry for the visual scent.
Cumdump 1 was so fukn excited for tryn to be a tough guy, went and got cumdump 2, 3 and 4 and all started the most powerful Dutch Rutter known 2 man. So much so, that we completely skipped a leap year.
But not knowing the Arrow gang was getting g ready to thump everyone of them on or off site ..... but OBVIOUSLY not till after we got done having a boxing/ ufc training session on kyles mom while she hung from the garage rafters.

Luckily we got our 15 session in that day and we're ready to thump.

So we waited outside the cumdumpsters building and them bitches stayed shook and didn't leave ther room till they were sure we went back 2 kyles moms place for a long ass training sessh.

Kuz not 1 these cumdumps gummy be taking g the arrow gang out back yo smash fukn faggoltts.

Cum dumpster a-dum biitch wanted to take me outback to smash....
Bro we the AG we ain't been to Australia and even if we did we be watching you dig ur own face with kyle amd scotts nails as shovels....

Yes you herd that right , we will rip ther fukn nails off and glue them to things. Bit not before or after having a training session with kyle mom....

Matter of fact when is the last time someone fed that thing.... o well gunna be a stinky sesh... she smelt like shit anyway

by The start June 25, 2022

Smash it to the Pope

To Destroy, maim or completely obliterate.

hbarlo11 says :
yea I need you to fix this machine over here before I smash it to the POPE

mrd00d says :
k - on my way

by d00db0x November 7, 2006

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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

to sash

1. to jump off a bridge

2. to drink poison (that doesnt work)

person 1: i hate my life
person 2: are you going to sash

person 1: yea

by asxcvbnm March 19, 2022