Smank 

a smack and a spank at the same time

I was smankin’ the mankus marvis.

Smank by balaner7 March 8, 2019

Smank 

The male version of a skank. Implies a man that sleeps with many women.

Scotty has slept with three skanks last week - he is such a Smank.

Smank by preciousangel September 1, 2010

smank 

when a man slaps another man because he agrivated him

"Did you here that Paul smanked Jon last night"

smank by slvrsurfer July 4, 2007

Smank 

During Masturbation, One covers their Genitals in their own excrement therefore creating a SMelly wANK.

"Smank"

Ah Dude, I had a Steaming Smank Last night.

Smank by Jake "Jewmaican" Harris October 30, 2008

Smank 

is when you shhhhhhhh and gank then smack someone.

boy just got smanked

Smank by boobet December 18, 2021

Sankofa viewing 

Sankofa viewing — Sankofa is an African word from the Akan tribe in Ghana. The literal translation of the word and it associated symbol is “it is not taboo to fetch what is at risk of being left behind.”

In contemporary parlance a Sankofa viewing is going back and watching to prior episodes of a series that you are bingeing to both refresh your memory and to see if the series is well written.

By tracing the backstories of the major characters you will easily be able to tell if the story arcs are well planned; or, if a group of writers are just throwing some third act plot twist shite against a wall to see if it will stick!!!!!

For practicing this art I DO NOT RECOMMEND THE WALKING DEAD OR ANY OF ITS CLONES because you will be terribly disappointed by the writing and a group of writers were throwing a lot of third act plot twist shite against the wall to see if it would stick!!!!!!!

The Sopranos, on the other hand, will not disappoint and rewards rewatching, They were telling you where it was going from episode one.

Amazingly, when you get good at this with binge watching visual mediums, it may be useful to read a book or two. Most good books reward a Sankofa Reading. After all, isn’t that why writing was invented?

But, ya gotta start somewhere.

A new season of What We Do in the Shadows is about to start; let’s do a Sankofa viewing of the series and the movie so that we can catch all of the details and the subtleties.

Sankofa viewing by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 28, 2023

Shank's Law 

Shank's Law is internet shorthand for a common response to the logical fallacy of "Argument from authority". It states: " The imaginative powers of the human mind have yet to rise to the challenge of concocting a conspiracy theory so batshit insane that one cannot find at least one Ph.D holding scientist to support it."

Proponents of conspiracy theories often attempt to lend their swivel-eyed nonsense credibility by citing the "findings" of one or more Ph.D professors. However, they fail to appreciate that the fact that a person holds a Ph.D doesn't necessarily mean they aren't crazy.

"Weasel semen is a proven cure for AIDS, especially when gargled."
"Bullshit!"
"You think so? Well here's a study by Professor Hodor of Bumblefuck University that proves it!"
"Shank's Law, bro. Shank's law."

Shank's Law by CaptainSmash! June 10, 2015