slut king

King of the sluts. The man who outdoes them all and rules over slutdom. The sluttiest of them all.
After countless one night stands and juggling 4-10 women at once, the years grew colder and unloving. Slut King Dylan grew tired of his crown and retired it. But after dating a crazy woman for almost a year and breaking up with her, Dylan set out to reclaim his throne and the world of slutdom!
by HAPTK January 30, 2015
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cum slut king

when i rich man loves sex and fun times, his anus is loose and hes always horny
"did you know Jeff Bezos is a cum slut king ?"
"ew , really?"
by rory owo May 13, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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