Slow walker

Someone who holds up the traffic in a hallway (especially in high school) because they are walking slower than everyone else. Studies have proven that slow walking is the cause of more than 75% of hallway fights.

A slow walker is the equivalent of someone who does 30 MPH in the left lane in a 35 MPH zone.

by gimmedatsammich May 21, 2011

slow walker

one who feels thay must move 100 times slower then you do

i was trying to get to class but the slow walker was in my way

by qwertyass June 1, 2010

slow walker

a fan of spring awakening who is particularly enamored with hanschen/johhny b. wright! the name comes from a quote from the play in which one girl tells the others "last one to the bridge has to hold hands with hanschen!" therefore, the fans of hanschen would walk very slowly to the bridge.

fangirl: who's your fave SA character?

me: hanschen! i'm a very very slow walker :)

by my.junk.is.sa March 15, 2008

Slow-walker

A selfish, unaware ass with no respect for anyone else's time. The bane of impatient people, and everyone else's existence, they will walk slower than previously thought possible, making sure to be in the center of the walkway and moving side to side while walking so no one could possibly pass them. They also like to stop in the middle of walkways to talk with friends and to act surprised when you get annoyed and ask them to move. The most efficient way to deal with such people is to (as rudely as possible) tell them to move.

OMG, you're such a slow-walker, move, my grandmother walks faster than you.

by Hahahano54 December 14, 2022

Slow Waller's

adj: describing a group of 2 or more talkative pedestrians who obliviously create a slow moving, nearly impassable human wall across a sidewalk.

The phenomenon typically occurs at rush hour, near major metropolitan transportation hubs and frequently causes anyone who gets stuck behind one to miss their bus/train.

Jim: "Sorry I am late, I was a block away from the train station when I was trapped behind a 5 slow waller's.

Boss: "No problem, same thing happened to me last week"

by JayGee 74 June 5, 2011

Luke SlowWalker

Someone who has two speeds, slow and stop. They don't so much walk as they proceed in slow motion.

It took you three minutes on a two minute walk there Luke SlowWalker.

by Steven Michael SykeS July 26, 2006