Skyr

Skyr is a food product from Iceland. It's a dairy based yogurt-like substance (though thicker) and is very high in protein while being low fat. Regular, unflavored skyr has about 13g of protein per 100 while the flavored usually has slightly above 11g of protein per 100. It's most common to buy it flavored or mix flavors after buying the unflavored version due to the bitter taste of the unflavored version. It's very healthy and completely natural.

Example of store-bought strawberry skyr:

Nutrients in 100g:

Energy 394 kJ / 93 kcal
Protein - 11.2g
Carbohydrates - 11.1g
Fat - 0.4g

%RDS
B2-Vitamin : 0.22mg : 14%
Calcium : 84mg : 11%
Phosphorus : 140mg : 18%

It's very common for athletes to eat a lot of skyr due to its high protein content.

If skyr was produced in other countries it would gain immense popularity due to how healthy it is (while having lots of energy).

by Skyrmuncher November 5, 2009

Skyr Gobbler

Skyr Gobbler is a small dwarf like creature from Iceland myths. He is believed to come on one of the nights of Christmas to eat all of your Skyr, which is an Icelandic yogurt. It is also believed that he can get into your house even if you look all the doors. He visits along with the other Yule Lads.

Skyr Gobbler visited our house last night.

by Tatertot Productions March 19, 2019

Skyr Chan

Skyr-chan is a young British girl known for posting on 4chan's /b/. She is known for her petite frame and gained the name skyr-chan after she mentioned she doesnt eat much besides skyr. She has also posted threads on /ck/ and /soc/. Not much is known about her, other than an interest towards art and touhou.

I have multiple photos of skyr chan's ass

by anonona1 October 27, 2022

Skyrim

The reason you can hold your piss for 10 hours.

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by sweet_sagittarius December 13, 2012

Skyrim

The reason I haven't heard from my girlfriend in a month.

Friend: Hey, where's Susan?

Me: I got cock-blocked by Skyrim again...

by Mausie January 2, 2014

Skyrim

1. The greatest game in the history of mankind.
2. The most effective form of birth control to have ever been invented, the effects of which reportedly last around 300 hours.
3. An anti-depressant
4. An anti-social-life (I regret nothing)

If you want to keep your kids abstinent, give them a good computer and Skyrim. They will never leave their bedrooms again (for alternatives, see Oblivion and Morrowind).

by whattheheckisapseudonym? April 12, 2012

Skyrimming

The act of attempting to climb steep mountains/hills by jumping at various angles repeatedly in video games instead of trying to find the actual path that was intended to be used. Most commonly done while playing Skyrim, but can be performed in other games as well, with varying success depending on the video game and the mountain/hill in question.

"The path is over there, what are you doing?"
"Paths are for the weak. I'm Skyrimming this."

by kjlynn March 15, 2015