Unnecessarily tight pants, generally worn by trendy douchebags.
"Oh God, I love a guy who wears skinny jeans!"
"He looks like a fucking idiot."
by Aaron Fox. July 30, 2008
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A new trend of jeans that are really skinny around the legs. They are falsely-associated with punks scene kids and skaters when reallly just about every guy wears them nowadays. Some men consider them gay.
Hey, that guy has skinny jeans, he must be a skater or a punk.
Naw, I have a pair and I don't skate.
by lightningtime January 08, 2010
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Skinny jeans are bad for guys. THey are bad because they push a guys balls closer to their body witch in turn heats them up that much more. when the Temp rises the sperm get deformed rendering them useless.

however girls can wear them as much as they want. HAHA!

My emo friend loves skinny jeans.
by cheese fer brains May 05, 2007
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Personally, I think they are kinda gay. I mean, If someone is wearing them and they are TALL AND SKINNY, then they look awesome. If you are a fat tub of lard and you are I guess a "punk" then you should never wear them. They make you look horrible! I would say if you are 5 foot 6 inches, and you are 120+, you shouldnt wear them. period.
fat tub of lard: look! my new skinny jeans came in yesterday!
me: really? i thought you just gained 30 pounds!
by lalaprep12 January 19, 2007
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Fashionable clothing that looks ridiculous on boys, as everyone will realize when the fashion dies.
The boys who wear them don't care how stupid they'll look on pictures of their younger selves when they're older, since they won't have children to be laughed at by, because their skinny jeans made them sterile.
What do skinny jeans even have pockets for?
by m16 June 14, 2007
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A pretty gay new trend in jeans for emos and preps. I suppose it's now "cool" to suffocate your ankles. They're simply jeans that are tight around your calfs and ankles. The only time they're okay is on hot boys and people that actually make their own style out of them. On these people they look pretty steezy, but they are usually only worn by mindless conformists and emo kids. A lot of people think that fat people shouldn't wear skinny jeans, but I don't think they look that bad on them as long as they are proportioned in the right way.
Minless conformist: OMG, I bought these awesome new skinny jeans at Pac Sun yesterday! I got them because everybody has them and I do what they do because I have no personality!

Emo Kid: I got these skinny jeans at Hot Topic yesterday. They're pretty emo, like my soul.

Me: Please die.

I would never be caught dead in skinny jeans.
by Disasterpiece February 19, 2008
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The most AMAZiNG kind of jeans. They're really T i G H T &&normally worn by emo/scene kids:
Hayy did yooh get those new skinny jeans we saw at the mall yesterday?

i L O V E skinny jeans.
by Jayci December 30, 2007
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