six beers 

a six pack -this sounds beautifully and delightfully odd!!

i'm going out to get six beers, you want anything?

six beers by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

six beers to queer

When someone is on the verge of being homosexual or has homosexual tendencies they may be called six beers to queer. After they consume that much alcohol they are likely to show interest in members of the same sex.

Ryan is six beers to queer. He gets drunk and likes to suck dick.

six beers to queer by James1979 August 18, 2006

Six-Beer Philosophy 

That sort of wonderful logical thinking that only comes around the happily drunk stage, after the debris of everyday thinking has been melted away, but before absolute brain paralysis sets in. It can often be accompanied by emphatic verbalisation (especially when no-one else is there) and a forceful jab of the drinking vessel.

"You know what I reckon? I reckon if I shtopped ushing deodorant for a week, my body would automatically readjusht and I'd shtop needing it forever."

"Thatsh shome good six-beer philosophy there mate."

Six-Beer Philosophy by Cubbs January 19, 2014

Six Beer Thoery 

The "theory" that when two men are each given a 6 pack of beer and sufficient porn, they theoretically turn gay (or rather, bisexual).

We tested the six beer theory with Bill and Joe, and sure enough, they exchanged numbers after the experiment.

Six Beer Thoery by Mel March 31, 2004

one beer short of a six pack 

Someone who lacks common sense. Not quite mentally competent.

You're one beer short of a six pack. You have no idea what you're talking about.

one beer short of a six pack by Oldman. February 20, 2018