Shuttle Docking

The act of defecating into a prophylactic, usually freezing the contents to form an implement suitable for sodomy.

Jed: "Xavier is a shuttle docking fuck!"
Marco: "How's he a shuttle docking fuck?"
Jed: "He shat in a fuck glove, froze it, and went brokeback on himself."
Marco: "Gay!"

Shuttle Docking by Jed and Marco June 16, 2008

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shuttle docking

when you take a shit, freeze it, and then use it as a poo-dildo.

Me: The other night we were so wasted, this chick shuttle docked herself.

My Friend: What is shuttle docking?

Me: When you freeze your shit and pleasure yourself with it.

shuttle docking by Dirtanian September 18, 2008

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shuttlecocking

the sliding movement of a cock within a condom

Can I please take it off? All this shuttlecocking is making me go soft.

shuttlecocking by Professor_Z August 7, 2020

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shuttlecocking

1)the act of fucking around
2) something done by a shuttlecocker

"Quit shuttlecocking over there and finish taking batting practice"

shuttlecocking by E-Z Ellis August 3, 2006

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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