Shriveled dick when it's too cold in the pool and the dick hides. Also where the dick is too tiny and shriveled up.
I'm sorry Charlottesville, I have a shriveled dick.
by Babyboo20076 January 05, 2017
The act of sexual intercourse despite a male's inability to become sexually aroused by their partner.
"Jody totally wants my d"
"What are you waiting for? Make a move!"
"I don't know I'm not really attracted to her I doubt I could even get hard."
"Don't let that stop you, just shrivel dick her!"
"What are you waiting for? Make a move!"
"I don't know I'm not really attracted to her I doubt I could even get hard."
"Don't let that stop you, just shrivel dick her!"
by mmmberry December 05, 2011
“Damn bro I can’t believe she called the cops, she is such A Shrivel Dick”
“Stop being A Shrivel Dick”
“Stop being A Shrivel Dick”
by MentalBigBoi69 December 02, 2019
Weather man: "The weather right now is very cold with a temperature of 27 degrees."
Bill: "Damn! It's shriveled dick cold outside!"
Bill: "Damn! It's shriveled dick cold outside!"
by Sallie Joe! October 19, 2009
When a penis has been in contact with water for an extended period of time, whether it be bathing, swimming etc. The penis then becomes shriveled and wrinkled to the point where it is a fraction of normal size.
Im soaked. And im pretty sure I have Shrivel-Dick Syndrome
I better get out of the pool before I get Shrivel-Dick Syndrome
I better get out of the pool before I get Shrivel-Dick Syndrome
by Anamethathasnotbeenused March 31, 2011
Eenie weenie teenie weenie shrivels little short dick man Don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want no
by DefNotChase May 06, 2022
by bigdickivan September 19, 2022