To take a crap and skip the use of traditional toilet paper and jump straight to the shower to clean up.
Steve: hey there Mike i see you made it into work on time today
Mike: Well i did a shower jump this morning and saved some time
Steve: I don't know what the hell a shower jump is but I'm promoting you to management!
Mike: gee thanks
Mike: Well i did a shower jump this morning and saved some time
Steve: I don't know what the hell a shower jump is but I'm promoting you to management!
Mike: gee thanks
by Duhwilly August 15, 2012
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The act of doing various leg workouts in a hot shower. This is usually done by jumpers who want to gain leg strength. Typically, you wash your face, do a series of calf raises, wash your hair, do a series of calf raises, wash your body, do a series of calf raises, and so on. The heat from the shower relaxes the muscles and works them out better than outside of a shower.
"You going to jump 6' 4" this year, man?"
"Hopefully, I've been taking jumper showers every night for a month now."
"Hopefully, I've been taking jumper showers every night for a month now."
by Black Nate October 8, 2007
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