Shoney Floater

A Shoney Floater is when you pull over at each Shoney's restuarant along the interstate and take a shit in the toilet tank or the soap dispenser

Dennis holds the world record for the dropping the most Shoney Floaters in a 24 hour time frame.

by J Holland June 28, 2006

Going to Shoney's

(you see someone pulled over on the side of the road)

"Oh man, he's definitely going to Shoney's! Table for two."

by Officer Delarge July 8, 2009

A Shoney Floater is when you pull over at each Shoney's restuarant along the interstate and take a shit in the toilet tank or the soap dispenser

Dennis holds the world record for the dropping the most Shoney Floaters in a 24 hour time frame.

by J Holland June 28, 2006

A combination of "bullshit" and "boloney" (bologna, for you literals)

An cleaner and funnier way to say bullshit or baloney.

Jane: You know Harvey drank your orange juice, right?
Shawneka: Aww, that's some BULL-SHONEY!

by Rheeb April 14, 2010

A derogatory term for someone from West Virginia, usually overweight and wearing tattoos

That Shoney has never wore deodorant in their life.

When a man uses an armpit to wank off. It’s been known that they will also use the back of a knee or in the elbow ditch.

by Alfred momo January 20, 2023

the shit you get on your hand working at shoneys

"watch out , i got shoneys gunk all over my hand

by bobbysagetjr. October 19, 2020