Shitting a Symphony

The act of farting that results in a brass instrument sounding rumble.

Did you hear David in the bathroom? It sounded like Beethoven conducting in there! He was shitting a symphony!

by David smallwood February 23, 2015

Shit Symphony

1. A shit session that features more than one bowel movement.

2. Shitting more than once in a very brief period of time.

I was in the bathroom for over an hour. Turns out I had to compose a shit symphony.

by DrSwampenstein May 26, 2010

shit symphony

When everyone and everything in your life conspires to orchestrate a situation that is really shit.

2005 was one long shit symphony.

by George Vespe May 9, 2008