shit on a stick

A pissed off exclaimation, akin to "drat" but not quite so emphatic as "fuck a duck!" (The appropriate reply from anyone nearby is "Nah, it'd never sell.")

"What ? You forgot the beer ? Well, shit on a stick!"

by DS September 24, 2003

Shit on a stick

Feeling extremely rough, tired, ill or hungover. Basically not feeling good in ones self.

"I feel like shit on a stick today!!"

by Dizzydan1980 January 28, 2015

shit on a stick

school lunch food served in school cafeterias

"wuts for lunch today?"
"shit on a stick ....like usual"

by uhhhMARISSA December 28, 2005

shit on a stick

A product or service marketed aggressively without the mandate of strong demand.

That fly-by-night fast talker was just trying to sell me shit on a stick.

by gtg207u September 1, 2007

Shit on a Stick

Having a very high opinion of one's self. More vulgar than "hotshot".

She thinks she's shit on a stick, but she's really just shit on a splinter.

by Funny-German December 26, 2020

shit on a stick

When a man gets shit on his penis, the penis being the stick ... "Shit on a stick"

When a man puts his penis into someone's anus, and comes out with shit on it you get "Shit on a stick"

"Oh man, you got shit on a stick"

by freeman_david January 10, 2006

shit on a stick

the decription of someone extremely ugly

"look at that bitch sittin ova there lookin like shit on a stick"

by AVAIAE FULLER February 20, 2004